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{"slip": { "id": 181, "advice": "Rule number 1: Try not to die. Rule number 2: Don't be a dick."}}

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{"fact":"The first formal cat show was held in England in 1871; in America, in 1895.","length":75}

{"fact":"Heat occurs several times a year and can last anywhere from 3 to 15 days.","length":73}

{"fact":"A cat has 230 bones in its body. A human has 206. A cat has no collarbone, so it can fit through any opening the size of its head.","length":130}

{"slip": { "id": 183, "advice": "Always get two ciders."}}

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